The One-Man Department of Photoshop Studies presents:

Maybe you've seen the posters around the department that are exceedingly clever in that they announce two things: the speaker for the upcoming colloquium, but much more importantly than that, the hipster status of the professor (prof. K. Shooze, that is. You can hear some of his finest work here.) who created them. I finally decided to make a poster that all the disciples of prof. K. Shooze can get behind. Here's to many more agonizingly awkward post-thesis-defenses, post-dissertation-proposals and post-dissertation-defenses spent across the street! Let's all do likewise: unbutton our collars, roll up our sleeves, and buy some (friends by buying some) niblets!